Who is this handsome chap?? You will find out
at the end of my post.... Stay tuned....
This weekend would have been pretty uneventful if not for the simple fact that I was pounding the pavements. Going from shop to shop and from store to store. I am truly tired!! I had to go soak my poor feet in epsom salts...I really did wish that H.G. Wells time machine was actually something that is plausible. What I would not do over! (hmm.. my life would truly never be the same) But then the big question, if I truly can do things over would I still be me, or the reality of the thing I know would it be changed into something different? I think it would-because then you would be rewriting history altogether. Enough!! philosophical talk. I bet you have never seen this aspect of me.
Anyway, getting back to my story. I think I am addicted to shopping! I am not talking about regular shopping. No I am talking about every day shopping!! If I can't go out then I buy it online, and FEDEX it overnight or 2 days-I am like a kid on Christmas waiting for my package. When I get it sometimes I am happy with what I have bought and other times I am downright unhappy- but I never send the items back. I keep it. S.O. Sexy he has warned me enough times to stop shopping or else he will take me to shoppers anonymous, for compulsive shoppers. Is there such a place? I wonder... So I can no longer take my packages openly he has forced me to go underground. I now collect my packages and hide them, throw the package wrappings in the garbage, receipts shredded. Hiding my goodies is a lot much harder than I thought it would be. I don't know how long I can keep this up. He tells me all the time why do I look so guilty, why am I behaving shady? I told him why is he harassing me for no reason, he says because you look guilty... I replied, see my face well, well... please do not fatigue my nerves. Meanwhile, I am trying to get as quickly out of there as possible because I am not a good liar.
I also went to my Mother, you have probably heard me refer to her in other posts as Mad Cobra. She is quite a character. My mother rarely sits down she is always cleaning this cooking that, and talking all at the same time. I think this is where I get these habits from. She happens to be the best cook ever. I am trying desperately to live up to her standards. Poor S.O. Sexy thank God for his tough belly or his greed I don't know which one. Sometimes he sweats profusely from his clean shaven head from the amount of pepper, and tears strolling down his face, or when he drinks gallons of water because I put too much salt. Now you see why I love him so much. He has been patient with me, that is why I am the cook I am today. I will soon be displaying my culinary skills in Babs House, as soon as I upload the photos. Next wahala!
In other news... My auntie Babie came down and made me roti with curry goat and dahl.
MY brother... Mr. GQ is coming home soon. Sometime in June... To all single ladies he is single, 6'4" and built. I will post his picture now. Please send all inquiries to my mail. Law Damsel especially you...
52 comments:
I love peppered food, so...it depends sha, as long as there's a bottle of Star LAGER or Gulder on the side to match with :)
Is the soldier your younger bro!?
And as for my post..."What It Is"... :-|
...in addition: Soldier looks like TuFace Idibia. Look at him and see what I mean.
Plus, online (to me) is more fun than "brick and mortar" shopping.
Mr. Yosh , I told you my brother is handsome, true , true. Everyone in my family- the males are extremely handsome, and the females...well... they are gorgeous...drop dead gorgeous...
Yes, I feel you on hitting the pavements, that is why I am addicted to shopping now on the internet. But help me stop o. I have nowhere left to hide my clothes..
Yes, the soldier he is my little brother.
Why 'especially Law Damsel?' The rest of us are what? Goat legs? Or perhaps you haven't heard me say that I am single. Ok, here it is. I AM SINGLE!
Don't do Nigerian election for your brother's case abeg! [All this aggressiveness from me and I haven't even seen a picture. All I saw was 6"4].
Please who is the handsome, long lashed guy in the photo?
Ah, just saw your comment. OK, your brother. Me likey! Hook a sister up, girl. LOL
uh...6'4..hmmm
is that s.o sexy's piksho? or ur buroda..the pesin fine small sha..lol
just small!!!
Oh, Ide- sorry babe... I never knew you were single.
OK I know a lot of bloggers or going to have my neck on the chopping block for that Law Damsel comment. Law Damsel is always advertising her single status.
You like the 6'4" thing, you perv? I need to know your stats, and figures so I can pass them on. He trusts my judgement.
No Nigerian electiojns, please I am honest..(smile)
All potential candidates will get a fair shake. You are a leg up if you live in the US.
very small!
Ex- look at this bush woman. Small... fine... now I know you dey craze.. Come look at all of these fine babes that rush him, and don't let him sleep. He is tired of desperados. He wants one that will stand their ground not whimpering and blubbering in his presence.
like me shey?
u shud have said so..oya beg me small...
No you are begging? See this woman. I know you are playing hard ball. Ehem. That is better. Yes he likes them feisty, curvaceous and cool all around.
ewwwwwwwwwwoo.. who is this bloke.. abeg, wait let me put chineze eyes in one cowbell box...
this broda is HAWT!! kai.. simply, pls forgive me for ever making u poison pepper soup.. forgive me for ever insulting u.. oh.. simply gawjuz.. make me a simply jawjuz sister to that broda..
kai.. ok.. jokes apart.. HE is a cutie.. im sure u are also a buri...
S.G,
ur brother is a cutie oh...;)...and i feel u on the shopping addiction. I stopped goin to the mall and i started leaving my credit card at home cus of it..only now, i have memorized my crad number..even down to the security CID number on the back..lol..yep, i have a problem..
Simply i luvvvvvv u.. thanx 4 considering me..ur brother is hottttttttttttt abeg hook up.PLS LADY BLOGGERS STAY CLEAR!!HIS SISTA(MY IN-LAW) HAS PICKED ME
@Bimbylads- so now you want to put Chineze Eyes in a Cowbell box(lol).
You want me to forgive you for your poison pepper soup.. and your insults? Hmmm.. are you on your knees...?
@Zai- I thought I was the only one who did that. I think you can join me in my Shppers Anonymous (smile)...
@Law Damsel- Warn them, warn them well..you have tough competition my in law from all sorts. Hmm. we will ahve to hold elections, warn even Bimby. I thought she was getting married?
ve warned dem simply, im sure dey get d msg....abi ladies, didnt i shout enuff??
bimby is no prob, ill direct chinese eyes 2 dis page..and we'll ve her off our bk
is that your brother!!??Damn send me his digits! you are not addicted to shopping at all , it takes on to know one and what you just described is not a shopping addict!
@law damsel- I don't need to warn them- you have warned them. I am open to all candidates.
@the blahnik diva-You seriously don't think I have a shopping addiction, then maybe you need to join me, zai, and we can start bloggers shoppers anonymous, how's that?
Yes that is my bro- I will put your hat in the ring.
ehnnnnnnnn people, LNC here so SG u suddenly forgot my singleness abi.The first thing that cae to my mind when i saw his pic was how much he looks like tuface.Your brother is foooooooooinnnnne!See me lusting anyway i better leave now before i embarass myself
@LNC- I completely forgot about you. But now you are #1 on my list. Law Damsel-step aside now another woman wants to take over, because you don't know what you've got so now you are going to lose it. (Beres)
You have no reason to be embarassed you are in the ring also. Hmm. This is getting interesting...
PS- to all that think he looks like Tuface. I don't think so. I have a cousing who hangs out with my brother all the time, if you see his picture then you will recant. He doesn't o- no my cousin does.
Ehen, so Simply gawjus u said living in the US gives u an edge over the others (read LNC, Lawdamsel)? Ok, i live in the US, infact the rate at which i always land in NY, it's the same rate i drink water. Am i in now?
U forgot i'm single too abi? Well done, i just had to post a comment seeing a fine boi's picture (LOL). Okay, lemme exit before i disgrace myself (lol).
Have a blessed week.
Look, I have a machete and some orishirishi buried under my shed which I can dig up. Also I can cook, I am curvy [ripped 2 jeans across my hips in a week] and I...I sabi book.
Wetin, ngwere siri n'elu ukwu oji daa. I can do battle with all of you! LOL
The only thing I need to verify from you, SG, no vex but you cannot POSSIBLY provide me with an answer to.
So for now, I'm going to chill...
Yup, you said it. Perv. LOL
lol.. funny post.. shopaholic..
@Cherub-no doubt about it...living in New York definitely gets you two legs in. Cherub what am I going to do with this level of single babes? Now I have to write a part II to this sequel.
You did not disgrace yourself. I am throwing your hat in the ring also. Oh, look wahala this ring is becoming to full.
@idemili, ide,ide babee- how many times did I call you? OK I have conjured up this funny image of some juju person, you forgot in your description the white chalk underneath you eyes.
(smile)
Hmmm...more information well he has aperfect set of white teeth, very deep voice, and he wears a size 12 shoe. Anymore, questions and he is a basketball fanatic. I think the height has something to do with it.
Perv indeed...
Simply gawjus! This nepotism and tribalism and favouritism(have I exhausted all the isms!)It must end! NOW!
Lol! but seriously doe your bro fyneeee! Nice 1, I agree with yosh there is an idibia element some1 dea.
I hate shopping now, I have been cured if you ever wanna give up let me know will give you tips!
@Cheetarah- you have xhausted them. I want to quit- hmm. I think...
SG: God bless you for providing me with his shoe size! Wait o! How old did you say he was?
Ide... you and your 100 questions. He is 23 why how old are you?
Ok nice blog you have there hun!
ermm whats up with your brother? Is the guy doing good in Iraq? I know how awful it feels to have one there, my brother left there couple of months ago.... and ermm ermm ur brother he's good right?
LOL
hehe shopper
i can see youve passed your bro to damsel already obj-style, couldve introduced him to plenty plenty babes "u get me" with some fee sha!
Ok totally random and rude because i've never commented on here before...but i want him!! Ok...*phew* Uhm..i feel you on shopping online thing though...i'm a fixture on Amazon.
I enjoy reading your blog!
@simply gorgeous, heyaaaaaa, your guy is a gem! and damn!!!!!! your bros is hot!
@Idemili, mmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmm, you mean this is what it has come to? mba mba mba! ah ah! what is wrong with you? ehn? see as you dey use agbero style dey harass simply gorgeous for im brother. Simply gorgeous, let me handle this. leave her to me. Look! Idemili, that boy is too innocent for you. I will not allow you take advantage of a young man! especially with your new found love for machetes! He is not for you!
Ohhhh, SG! He is young. I'll be 24 this yer and I always go for men who are at LEAST 8 years older. I guess I'm out.
Waffarian: Who told you he is innocent? I mean just because he has long eyelashes like an angel and cute, pink lips doesn't mean he is. He may like primitive machete women, and may end up being the one to take advantage of ME! Mind yourself o! And go and get busy on OA before I gbapuo gi afo here!
Wait! Those eyelashes and lips! I guess I'm in again! Ah, to love from afar!
EVERY BORI.. CLEAROUT.. WAFFARIAN, IDEMILI.. LAWDAMSEL.. ALL OF U... THIS IS JADA PINKETT HERE COMING TO CLAIM HER WILL SMITH....
he is 6'4 .. i am 5'4... he has long eyelashes.. i have long eyelashes.. he is fighing war in IRAQ, I AM FIGHTING WAR IN BLOGNVILLE.. BACK OFF!! BACK OFF¬!!
e gba mi.. una no vex o.. no let chineze eyes see this my post o..
simply , biko nu, allow anonymous comment nooooooooowww!! chai!!
I come out of my slumber and I see this wahala going on the page. Ladies there is more than enough to go around. told you he is the baby he is not the only. I have 2 more brothers. One is 25 the other is 28. One looks like Tyrese the other like a cross between Boris and this singing goup with twin brothers, their names slips my mind. The one that looks like Tyrese is engaged now. So please don't fight. (smile)
Wait he is not in IRAQ he is in a different location not Afghanistan either.
WARRAHELL, U PPLE SIMPLY DECLARED ME D INTEREST..WAT IS IT!! IDEMMI TAKE UR TIME OH, SO WAT IF WE ONLY DATE OLDER GUYS..THEY ALWAYS FUCK UP, SUMMIN NEW
BIMBY DATS IT!! VE HAD IT WIV U..CALLIN 079******
IS DAT CHINESE EYES?
:THIS IS LAWDAMSEL, MAY I DIRECT U 2 A SITE.....
JJ, SINCE UV NEVA COMMENTED B4, SIMPLY DOEAS NOT KNOW U ENUFF ABI WAT DO U THINK?
This is simply hilarious. Whyn are y'all tripping over a handsome guy. Are you guys tryna tell me that you've never seen handsome dudes before.
Am Speechless
@simply gorgeous, baby girl, listen to me, bring them out here! we no care who is engaged or not, the die has been cast! We wanna see then! let us feast our eyes on these hunks of men!
@idemili: I beg you in the name of God, leave dis child, does he look as if he can pound akpu?
@Bimby lads: Soooooo, fear no dey catch you ehn? u dey here dey do aproko, look if Chinese eyes dey look for witness, I will happily volunteer!
@Ugo Daniels, ehhhhhhhhhhhn, I take God beg you, no come pour sand sand in our garri oh!!!!!!
lol.....look at this babe, pimping her brother on Blogville.....but I must agreeeeee ooooo he is hoot...before I read the blog I had to scroll down to see who the man in the uniform was. Glad to see he is coming back home SAFE! Have a good week and I beg if it doesn't work with Ms. Law...please send him my number. lol
Why only law damsel? why?
@law Damsel- Take it easy. I can see you are in war mode based on all your letters in capitals. (laughing)
@Waffarian- You are too funny, you and ide are going to make me choke, and die with laughter.
@Idemili- this idemili will surely kill me today. So you want him to take advantage of you. I doubt any man can take advantage of you. (smile)
@Bimbylads- I see you are lokking for serious trouble ehn. You want to throw sand in Law damsel's gari, abi? Heeyyyy! I have seen it all.
You did not tell me you are so short. Hmmm. I don't know if he likes short women I will have to ask him.
@Ugo- I see you do not understand women. Have you ever went to astrip club when women see prime meat on stage? Enough said.
@Neo-soul- I am not pimping him... I am not earning a penny here.
@Temmy Tayo- Hmm. Everyone is welcome to lobby for themselves, no wahala dey.
LOL on GQ brother...
Pele to S.O Sexy's belly ...poor man!
How have you been??
that guy looks...WONDERFUL!! who is he???
and aunty, everyone thinks their brother is the bomb! So please put his profile up so we know if he's 'finger-licking' good!
Besides just cuz he's good outside dont mean he's good inside...LOL
SG: What if I am a freak AND have a figure 8? Just checing because it seems that possiblity hasn't occured to you yet! LOL
Tally the votes quickly.
First of all. WHY IS BIMBY CLAIMING 5'4"??? TinyTinyLads like her!
SG... Eyah your bro is a cutie, I have a blog honey so I will leave all these other babes to be chasing him.
As for you Bimby, you will put Chineze eyes in cowbell box? You are a clown, se you know?
@BluntRemi- Yeah poor S.O. Sexy. But honestly, I have improved tremendously as a cook.
@Teva- what kind of profile are you looking for. And why are you calling me aunty?
@Idemili I have never said anything, you can have all of these qualities. I am going to submit the candidates soon.
@LB- I am still waiting for my pictures... How tall is Bimby anyway 4'? (smile)
ok... we are distributing sexy 6 4" brothers and you exempt me fromt he bidness' dont you know I biz the block like Jay!!! warehell... oya count me in on the competion o.. I also was 6 4" of sexiness na!!!!
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