I have included 2 more photos for your viewing pleasure. Stay tuned for their stats.....
I have narrowed down my search to four groups, of all the interested fellow single blogsters. From here on, the competition will take a strange turn. Different groups will compete with the group that is next to them. I have tried to be fair with the limited info that
I have.
GROUP A
IDEMILI , LAW DAMSEL , LONDON NAIJA CHIC
GROUP B
EX SCHOOL NERD, THE BLAHNIK DIVA , CHERUB
GROUP C
JJ, BIMBYLADS(pending divorce), WAFFARIAN
GROUP D
NEO SOUL, TEMMY TAYO, TEVA
Ladies, these are the draws let the competition begin....
Group A and B will be first:
1. What is your ideal man?
2. What is your longest relationship that you have ever been in?
3. Are you monogamous?
4. In three words how would you describe yourself?
This is an elimination round. Two candidates will be eliminated from each group.
I thought I should post something that actually has to do with the topic.
So here goes...
I am addicted to:
1/ watching Love Jones ( I have such a crush on Larenz Tate)
2/ drinking large amounts of Coca- Cola.
3/ walking for long hours.
Good Luck ladies.
173 comments:
emm..where's my popcorn...ok, check, drink (non-alcoholic..lol),check.. hmm, let me pull up a chair as well...alright, im settled in. let the games begin..!!!.
OMG!..and im first too...YAY!!...lol..
group one oya oh...do quick and submit ur answers...
oh group a and b first...dirrin read it properly...thats how we fail exam oh....
1)What is your ideal man?
Tall(like ur brother),intelligent, incredibly witty and an awesome personality to match...looks dont matter all that much but i dnt do worwor sha...well except he has so good a personality that the worworness doent even matter..oh yeah a sense of humour...that's a must..and all the other good stuff.
2. What is your longest relationship that you have ever been in?
Real - 8months
Imaginary - 3 years.
3. Are you monogamous?
Yes i am...i think i am...i should be..yes i am.
4. In three words how would you describe yourself?
Outlandish
Quirky
Interesting
Ok, ok.
1) A man who: Is a homebody like Boris Kudjoe and speaks more than 2 languages.
b)Dresses like Dark Man...since ya'll don't know him, someone that dresses like...Tyson Beckford/ Taye Diggs in Kevin Hill.
c) Can cook, but doesn't necessariy have to.
d) Can sing/compose poetry/is artistic in some way even if it's not his career. Think Lemar!
e)Respects God, Me and his mama, in that order.
e) MUST KNOW HOW TO PERFORM IN THE SACK [this should be letter a].
f) Must be hardworking i.e. actually, not potentially.
2)3 Years.
3)Yes.
4)True to me.
Yeah Congratulations, Zai on being #1. Never before seen in blogsville history...(Drum roll please)...You will be the one to eliminate 2 of the contestants based on their responses. It will be hard, but please do not be swayed by bribes...
*cough, cough*. LawD i got in! Simply didn't have to know me enough o, she just knows i make a mean corned beef/sardine stew!
Ermm...do i answer now?
I swear u don kolo finish, trying to pimp ur brothers on blogger (lol).
@JJ- go ahead and answer.You have started with your corned beef and sardine dish...
@Cherub- I am crazy, OK I am keeping both my onyikes on you(m pointing to my eyes to yours)..
1. How divide this up into 2 categories: Looks and Character.
Up to 6ft tall or taller than me will do just fine, i'm 5'6". I'm not really big on looks sha, 'cos in the end it's the content that matters not really the container.
A man that truly fears God, 'cos after all's said and done, it's his respect and love for God that will prevent him from "acting" up and even when he does act up, he'll know how to get back on track.
2. 10 months, my very first. Things just fizzled out between us when i had to come here to college.
3. Yes. It's hard enough trying to get to know someone else, than to pack a harem of men. It's not worth the hassle two-timing, 'cos in the long run, nobody wins.
4. Daughter-of-the-most-high (that's one word o), Unbelievably funny (sometimes i don't even believe some of tht things i do), goal-oriented (i've got no choice)
Tiaun, Ibon. Sorry for the grammatical error.
*I'll divide this up
1)My ideal man is tall, dark skinned,funny, adventurous, spontaneous,passionate,Strong religious belief with a nice smile(your brother fits a lot of the physical attributes and i can also see the passion in is eyes)hehehehe!
2)longest relationship=3 years
3)I am very monogamous
4)Passionate,Devoted and Fun!
Idemili- the judges need more clarification for #4 are you referring to yourself or is that what you want from the guy?
lol....very creative! I love it...and yay i'm a contestant :) lol
You said three words to describe myself. I gave it to you. True. To. Me.
1. My ideal man will not be afraid to be vulnerable with me. He will be passionate, funny, respectful, have integrity and be intellectual. He has to know how to dress and smell fine!!! My ideal man has to believe there is a God and will accept him as his Lord and Personal Savior.
2. My longest relationship was 2years.
3. I don't know anyone who will answer no to this, but i am monogamous...i should not have any reason to look for anything else outside if i got a good one who i'm truly in LOVE with.
4. Humorous, passionate and reserved.
What kind of atuni lasiri questions are you asking me now u this georgeous gal?
Ok
1. Ideal man is a God fearing, music lover and soccer fan.Intelligence, which is my number one factor. Must be able to make me laugh(that is hard work for anyone really). Must know how to cook.
2. Longest is my last relationship. 5 years. Phew. I tried sha.
3. What is the pount in double dealing. I am bad with names, u cna imagine if i am dating more than one guy, I will definitely be calling them with the wrong names.
4.Spontaneous, hyperactive, bookworm.
Well sha, me no know wether it is the turn of my group yet o.
check me blog.
I thought group a and b were answering first? should i answer now?
My ideal man is a man of principles, he knows what he wants and he stands for what he knows.He is willing to work hard and play hard. He should be able to write me long love letters and whisper sweet nothings in my ear. Most of all, my ideal man is kind and gentle with all creatures. He must respect me first as a human being, then as a woman. He should be willing to relax on cool evenings listening to the light sounds of reggae..........oh, the bliss! By the way, in my world, I do the cooking, no "akpu pounding" for my baby, we'll keep those hands smooth and soft for other things!
2) 7 yrs (don't worry baby, you won't have to do a thing in bed!)
3) Very monogamous but thats because I am hot and spicy and my man (you, baby), just keeps coming back for more!
4)Funny, sarcastic, incorrigible!
can i start judgin them now??..lol..cus me..i have a few comments...pls tell me when i can start firing away...LET THE ELIMINATIONS BEGIN!!!...
ok..sorry...power rush
and Law Damsel, where's ur reply oh????
Can i ask how the hudges were selcted?
I ask so as to make sure transparency is stricly adhered to.
*wonder when SG's gon asnwer me*
I meant judges...lol
damn this compurrer!!!
Hahahaha, you've got so much time on your hands for this o! :P
And for once in my life, I wish I were a girl...did I just say that?
*....*
...and by the way, I see just one pic of two ppl...izit just me?
I wanna be a judge!I wanna be a judge!Bring out my inner Tyra simply gee!
We are only taking entries from Group A and B. We are waiting for Law Damsel and Bimbylads reply.
We will also need a male jude. Ugo, since you raised the issue you can do the judging.
Zai, we are waiting for law damsel and Bimbylads..
Yosh you are so crazy, did you read Ex's page?
I guess my post has been long awaited...Thank u all !!
Simply may i say im dissappointed dat despite our previous relationship n adopting d name sister in law 4 u, u went ahead n did dis never the less as my answers ve been long anticipated(thank u again)lol! i will state them
My Ideal man has already been found, he has his picture in the previous post by simply ! He is Godfearing,Tall,Handsome,Intellectual,Hard-Working, Passionate, Attentive, Sensual n Sexy n FAITHFUL!!!. Simply i described my man well right?
730 days
How can i commit polyandry when i am dating dis beautiful creature of God?
Virtuous,Compassionate n Enthusiastic
@jj:corned beef stew n sardine,what concotion? r u tryin 2 poison my man? simply's broda?
Hey, wat is going on here! And why wasnt I told?
Simply Crazy, why didn't you seek my permission in whatever you've started? Mind urself o!
Law Damsel: Eh-heh! This is cheating! You're using your lawyerly tactics to sway the judges/SG. STOP IT!
Now sashay on with your Lenor Figure 8, down to the back of the line. That's a good girl. LOL
SG: Where are the stats now?
I appreciate all of the responses. However, we are waiting for Blahnik Diva. I will alert the judges. If she fails to respond by tomorrow she will automatically eliminated from the round.
I appreciate all of the responses that I have received so far. Each one describes that person to a tee. Despite previous promises of relationships rules are rules.
@ Vera- I told you to update for days so you can be included- so who is the crazy one?
@Law Damsel- I will not be moved by emotional tactics. Fair play all the way Idemili I am on notice.
The two judges are: ZAi and Ugo. With me as referee in times of clarification. Once again Good luck ladies...
Hmmmmmmmmmm.
Competition for your bro right?
Your pimping him out...lol
sorry i didnt see it on time oh!!
my ideal man must be good in the sack. confident, caring, knows who he is, wealthy, a genuine good person
4 years (not monagamous)
hehhehe No no no
sassy, blunt, outgoing
LawD...i dare not poison y sis-in-law! I'm talking about SG,i don't know who you're calling your man o...
Unbelievable!!! You guys are actually competing for her brother? Isnt the dude supposed to start by showing US what he's got to offer???? LOL
I am me! and there is to know is that I will rock your world!
Finito!
Thank you ladies from Group A and B. I will notify the judges that all of the entries has been received.
I wish you all Good Luck. As notified before, 2 people will be eliminated. One from each group.
4 will move on to the next round. The reults will be posted.
Group C and D will now start after the judges have eliminated the 2. We have received some of the entries already. I will notify the remainder.
Thank You, and I am waiting to see who my luck sister in law will be...
ok..Judge Zai, reporting in...will be back in a jiffy with the initial results.
@Law Damsel:..lol...c ur mouth..FFF...well, u get my drift...
lol...@ all the contestants in this first round. Very interesting answers...lemme now individualize...
exschool nerd,
@ What is your ideal man?
Your answer was on point, but u could have been a lil more specific..@ and all the other good stuff. You said u like ur men tall, yes, but what else??..what is all the other good stuff?..girl, better spill, claim what u want in ur man oh!..Voice it out!
@ What is your longest relationship that you have ever been in?
lol..what is an imaginary relationship?
@ are you monogamous?
hmm..since like ure not too sure..lol
And in describing urself..i like, and i think our bachelor will like too.
@ Idemili
Babes, lol..i think you are looking for a celebrity oh!!!..I mean, all ur qualities are all linked to an actor or singer..but we r talking about a real man here, ur ideal mate..what r u lookin for in a life partner??
lol@ MUST KNOW HOW TO PERFORM IN THE SACK ..this was the only part of ur answer to question 1 that i was feeling...:)oh, and "Must be hardworking"
and i like the fact that you were honest and straight to the point about being monogamous..
and u didnt describe urself in three words, mami...
@Cherub,
Girl, lol..u r being picky with the exact height oh..what if the guy is 5'11, will u chase him away??..lol..but im glad u said its the content that matters.and that he has to be God fearing..shows that substance matters to you as well.But what about other aspects of his personality?..what else do u look for?..
lol @ "Daughter-of-the-most-high (that's one word o), Unbelievably funny (sometimes i don't even believe some of tht things i do), goal-oriented".... this one done pass 3 words, 20 words ago...ahn ahn, sister??..for y now??..Im feelin the stuvvs though...
All of the points that Zai said were really valid. Zai, how is the judging going. Is it easy for you to eliminate some people or not?
@ londonnaijachic
GERL, I AM LOVING ALL UR ANSWERS!!!...lol..totally!..U brought it!..Direct and straight to the point!...Loves it!
Hmm, SG,
its not easy oh...plus i no want make anybody cuss me oh..lol..but i'll said my 4 picks once i am done analyzing all of them...
@ jj,
Im feeling ur description of ur ideal man as well...i like it..cus u touched on deep aspects of a man's personality..now we need to hear the other side..the fun side...a lil more specific..do looks matter?
and im loving ur description of ur self..u were direct in that aspect.
kai..c me shellin in my previous comment...*i'll say, not said*..ok, back to analyzin
@ Temmy T:..lol..padi me, its not yet ur turn now??..lol..patience jor...
@ Waffarian: You too..wait small..make we finish with first round..then i'll disect ur own answers!
I guess my post has been long awaited...Thank u all !!
@ Law Damsel,
lol..LMAO..u be true lawyer oh!!..ahn ahn!!..419..u shuld go into politics sef...see as u dey use stylestyle butter us up...Girl, im feelin ur steez jare!!!..nice answer..na wayo oh, but very on point. Be like sey, u sit down tink this one out very well. ! I LIKE!!!..
Ok...ladies...u all answered these questions very well... But unfortunately...only 4 of you can move on to the next round...so the question is...who gets to stay on as a contender??..Is it the former school nerd, miss cherub, Lady idemili, Our ladylondonnaija chic, sassy miss jj, or attorney general law damsel???
We'll find out when we return, after a word from our sponsors...........
Thank you so much Zai. I know I could not have done it. ( per cussing out aspect- smile). Ugo has been incognito, so you will have to bear the brunt of it.
Good luck, and may the force be with you..(smile)
oh wait..i didnt see blahnik's reply on time..hmm..ok, we'll move you to group C, if thats cool with you SG.
alright....drum roll pls...
alright....drum roll pls...
Zai, you have to include Blahnick Diva, in this category each group is broken down into three categories...
The 4 contenders who are moving on are.......
LondonNaija Chic
Law Damsel
JJ
Idemili
To all the other beautiful contenders, Thanks for participating.
Ok, SG, Lets move on to round 2.
Ok I will go and alert all contenders. Thanks so much Zai , I know it was difficult.
@ Blahnik Diva
sorry, didnt see ur response on time...
Ur description of ur ideal man is very interesting..lol..but where's the substance.??if he's not wealthy, will u forgo him??..if hes still struggling to make his millions, will u give him a chance?
lol @ "4 years (not monagamous)"
hmm..ur lack of fidelity makes me question if you are the one for our bachelor..But i appreciate ur honesty..
lol..and yes, the choice of the 4 contenders is still the same...
London Naija Chic
Law Damsel
JJ
Idemili.
Wow Zai, you are a tough judge. But I will support your decision...
There's ojoro in this thing o. Simply Gawjus said 2 pple will be eliminated from each group. Here's teh breakdown so far:
GRP A: LNC, LAWDAMSEL and IDEMILI are in, meaning only 1 person was eliminated.
GRP B: ALL 3 PEOPLE WERE ELIMINATED
GRP C: JJ's in. Meaning 2 contestants were eliminated (The instructions were followed here)
GRP D: ALL 3 PEOPLE WERE ELIMINATED
CALLING ALL FELLOW BLOGGERS!!!
Can y'all see teh loop hole? How the thing was rigged. Abeg, this election has been annulled o.
i agree with cherub all these rules!!
Wait i have to call back Zai./ I have seen whta you guys have said. Sorry for the mix-up.
YAY!!! I'm in! Thank you Zai and SG. Where are the next set of questions?
And can I just say in my defence that I chose real men as role models. They only happen to have talents which led to them being 'celebrities'. I could have listed other people as examples but I needed people who are well known by all.
And if the man is as intelligent as Wole Soyinka, it won't be bad.
My qualities:
Warm
Funny
Sensual.
SORRY Y'ALL FOR MY AWOL!!!
Having gone through all the contestants posts and finished my analysis, i have to agree with Zai's summations and result...maybe differ on a lil thing
Judging things like this can be very difficult especially when its done online.
BUT, SG, i have to ask? should the rules be followed or is it unamendable. I need an answer FAST!
lol..ok...pls give me one minute to review..i dont like this oh...lol..
The rules have to be followed. One from Group A and one from Group B.
or else these people will tear down my page. (smile)
lol...Ms. Cherub,
i havent eliminated anyone from group c or D,. This was just group A and B, according to SG's rules, so, the other 2 groups have not been eliminated. Plus, i only did made my decision based on the answers, so i think im being fair. The only ammendment i can make, is to take jj out of this first group, since shes sposed to be in the second round anyway, and add one more person. Is that fair enuf?
SG, i believe the best qualified candidates from Group A and B are:
Law Damsel and Cherub based on their answering what they were asked.
More reasons will follw suit!
ok...this was very hard....and it breaks my heart to have to say goodbye to the other contenders...
ive narrowed it down to...
Law Damsel and Cherub
lol..Ugo, i see we r on the same page...
and i cant pick from group c and D, cus Neo soul and Teva havent put up their responses. Stay tuned..
Ok so officially Law damsel and Cherub have been eliminated from the competition.
Ladies thank you so much. You are loved by all, well except Idemili.
It was tough for the judges.
Thank you, we will start collecting the votes for Team C and Team D.
I also wanna quickly add that Law Damsel should please be serious with her answers and not make remarks in her posts capable of inciting prejudice or oerheating the system
Consequent upon a repeat, the judges will not hesitate to summarily disqualify her from the contest.
PS: all relevant contest monitoring agencies, please take note!!!
Ugo, well said. Please do not incite any negative comments to the judges. We are trying to be fair in this competition.
no, no, Law Damsel, and Cherub, are still in the competition..lol..not eliminated.
Ugo,
ur grammar is on point!!..lol..r u a law student?..u'd make a good official, for real.
Please ooo SG, correct your statement.
Law Damsel and Cherub has qualified for ROUND 2 from Group A and B respectively and NOT ELIMINATED
OK Law Damsel and Cherub are in but you had to only eliminate 2 so who else are you keeping in?
Judging is hard Now I know how Simon Cowell and , Paula and randy feel.
(PHEW!!)
we havent picked the other two cus we're waiting on teva and neo soul..unless u want us to go on without them..
no 2 more from group a and b.
Wait a minute my bad. You guys are right. My brain done scatter!
I have advised Teva and Neo to post. So we have to wait for their responses.
waiting....
still waiting...
someone should please tell them that we aint gonna wait for long ooo!!!
hmmmm..
in addition, Bimbylads has not posted her response...
sorry am too late gotta read post
OOOO So sorry. Okay here are my answers:
1.My Ideal man, first he must be SAVED! I need a man who knows the Lord and is living by the word. 6 feet and up, smart, most have a good personality. He must be everything without be anything.
2.On and off for 5 years.
3.Yes
4.Loyal, Real, Caring.
chei see how many single ladies there are on blongville...see how quick they are answering,how well thought their answer are,
Na wa o, he he SG
please next round should be booty pics :) it'll make selection easier lol
lol @ dolly
but wait ooo! maybe your making sense...hehehehe
so am out...chai! not fair oh!
i thought my answers where pretty good..but i guess the decision of the judges are final..
But eh...do u have another brother?
HELL NO!!!! I DEMAND A RE-COUNT, WTF?!!! DON'T ANNOY ME, YOU WON'T LIKE ME WHEN I'M ANGRY! YOU GUYS WANT TO PULL A JUNE 12 ON ME?!!!
LOOK, I WAS LISTED AS A CONTENDER AND IN FACT I AM A CONTENDER!!! THIS IS SO FULL OF CRAP!!!
I AM SO FUCKING ANGRY, YOU HAVE NO IDEA!!!!!!!!!
UGO AND ZAI, YA'LL BATTER WATCH OUT. YOU HAVE AN ENEMY IN ME IF YOU DO NOT MAKE THIS RIGHT.
[HUFFING AND PUFFING]
I IDEMMILI, DAUGHTER OF ONWUZULUMBA, SON OF ISI JII, SON OF NWASHIKE, SON OF AGWOTURUMBE SWEAR THAT I WILL NOT REST UNTIL JUSTICE IS DONE TO ME.
OR FEEL MY WRATH![BEATING MY CHEST].
Seriously guys. This bites.
Idemili, you're actually my 3rd person in line to the victory crown in the Round 1 contestants.
An amendment may yet be made to accomodate the 2nd runner up, in case we dont hear from Teva and Bimbylabds.
As per bringing down da house, we refuse to be intimidated or subjected to threats, as we carry out our lawful duties (lol)
3rd?!!! 3rd?!!! And this is supposed to make me HAPPY? GRATEFUL?! I have never finished 3rd in anything in my life!!!
How dare you tell me that, do not patronise me!!!
This is total BS. I demand that there be a vote in blogville to select worthy candidates. The judges are flawed. This should be put to a vote!
I cannot believe that SLY DAMSEL [IN FAKE DISTRESS]worked on you guys. PAH!!!
Wow. What the hell???!!!
I leave and come back from my lunch break and it seems a coup is coming my way.
Ugo and Zai have been very fair. Idemili, please be patient we are still waiting for Bimbylads and Teva to post. If they have not posted you may still be in the running. This is a competition for life, not for Miss America...
For a husband for one of the bachelorettes...
Be like say na INEC and realtek dey run this election o cos the rigging too much and the transmission of the results is fa fa fa foul ..LOL
Naijabloke, I beg to differ. There is no rigging. Wires were crossed initially but everything is on the up and up. I don't like all of these insults- do we look like OBJ, EFCC and INEC?
YAY!!! I'm in again (lol). I knew it would work, if only i looked hard enough to find a loop hole *evil laughter*
Before my victory is shortlived, lemme zip my mouth o. Thank you eyin judges, okin biscuit and fanta coming ur way, like Bimbylads would say.
@SG: Ashe u're a green snake under the green grass abi? Pretending like u luff me, only for u to come behind my back to stab me (u wanted me eliminated by force). Such is life! LOL
@Cherub- trust me I do not take kindly to insults...It will not be well with you. Did you not read Ugo's comments before you decided to insult me. Take your time-o. I will not be moved by insults. I support all of the judges decisions.
What? I don't want to be 'in the running' as an after thought! Girl, I am a QUEEN!
Idemili, ide, ide babee, how many times did I call u? Take it easy. It does not sit well with the judges that you are ranting and raving...
One thing y'all have to know is that any election or like event without opposition or dissenting voices is null and void.
So, we welcome all forms of criticisms but please folks, let's keep it as constructive as possible and not aggressively destructive, laced with scathing remarks...(frowns heavily)
The accusations that the judges have been compromised are laughable, fallacious, illogical and totally untenable.
I am too BIG to be small.
I rest my case.
Boooohoooohoooo!!!!!!
I...I...*sniff,sniff*...just really want to be in the running....ahhhhhhhhahhhhhh...booohooohoooo!
[Ok, please tell me the tears are working on the male judge at least? I'm ruining my make-up here!] LOL
Ide- you might still be in the running we are still waiting for posts to come in. Just be patient and smart...
Hang on. I'm detecting a sort of tone to the proceedings. You all realise that I AM joking don't you?
Somehow I feel I'm being reprimanded. Why?
@SG: Haba, my in law, no vex jere. My head was hot when i typed b4 i saw that i was in again. Am i forgiven now? LOL. But come o, why the "epe"? "It will not be well with you." U need to say sorry to me o, b4 i vex say i no marry ur broda again.
@Ide, whether joke or no joke ooo, all na the same thing. we gat ya drift.
You dont have to worry. Pray we dont get the other contestants posts b4 da deadline
And nobody is reprimanding yu, sweetie.(also joking and serious...lol)
Cheers!
@Idemili- It has been a long day in the judging booth. We are all tired...
Na Idemili una dey fear? eheheheh! I say she is out! she can not be in anymore! Don't be intimidated judges! Idemili, please accept defeat graciously! ah ah!
It is well Cherub. It is well.
As for "in law" status the judges are responsible for that- not me.
Waffy- babe- you see how stressful our day has been?
THIS PLACE IS HOT!!! Where have I been!!! where's my hook line and sinker? I'm officially becoming fishers of women... shit! lol
honeys everywhere!!! is it christmans yet? cos my wish has been granted... he he he... thank you santa
Waffarian: Heh! No dey fin my trouble o! Go update your blog. Me I dey commot this blog once and for all.
Goodluck ladies.And to all a good night.
WOW! U pple are posting comments like every sec.
@SG: Abeg, i'mnot calling u in law again, b4 the judges disqualify me for that (lol).
cherub- you are too funny (smile...)
I know! It's like people are on stand by!
Ok, I know. I'm going.I'm going.
::Drinking tea and watching this drama unfold::
Interesting.
I didnt know this drama was going on. I am staying tuned!!
*cough* Calm down everyone!
SG, Ugo, Zai...can you ignore all the hulabaloo and get on with your job...
You guys are glued. This is definitely a page turner. I had read this thing over and I was laughing. It was pure pandemonium.
@favoured Girl- it is crazy in here isn't it?
@CNG- I have tried to reach u but u were incognito...
@JJ- what are you doing up. We are still waiting for Teva and Bimbylads..
Omo i'm a bonafide insomniac...trust me i'll be up until about 1am girl!
Oh my how I have missed all this lol. SimplyG does your bro know you are pimping him?
i think i want to be a contestant:(
Madam simply gorgeous! I replied you now, I said all he needs to know is that i will rock his world...haba, na so you eliminate my group..LOL
have fun guys...Exams speaks louder than cyber-love.LOL
What is your ideal man?
My ideal man has to be very compassionate, emotional, affectionate, God-fearing & family-orientated and great sense of humour.
2. What is your longest relationship that you have ever been in?
I won't even count d ones i've had as 'relationships' as such but 1 year at least.
3. Are you monogamous?
Yes o, i don't believe in two timing, don't have d heart to do dat kain thing.
4. In three words how would you describe yourself?
Adventurous(on bed of cos)
Very emotional
I laff a lot(i hope dat counts),dat doesn't mean i'm a mad person o, abeg. :)
BTW, SG, thanks for opening your comment board o. ;)
@Ugo and Zai- we have teva's response, now we are waiting for Bimbylads...if Bimbylads fails to poston time by the time the judges are ready she will be disqualified. We have to keep this moving. The deadline for the first round is finishing today.
@JJ- I thought it was just me...
@T-minx-welcome back. I have all authority...(smile)
@chidi- You are welcome! But sorry the candidates have already been chosen.
@Wienna- you have made some good selections but the candidates have already been picked.
So, wats it gonna be.
we can't wait for bimbylads forever y'all know
u're kidding me, right? What da heck? ohh...woreva man. :(
134 comments! *insert shock emoticon*
Now how do I know who made it to the next round and all as u said? Just make a simple post on this...it's a Saturday, and it's a holiday so I should have things easy. :D
135comments already!! The guy fine no be small. Where's my popcorn? Am I too late? LOL!!
I had to come in to see what the 136 comments were about.
Joining in with my popcorn in hand.
wow.. i'm so out of touch.. what is going on here.. i dey scroll down go read oh cos it seems like a pimping of sorts is going down... i've been missing out oh on this my blog rounds hiatus.. but kosi problem i go catch up... happy easter mami
I'm curious about the 130+ comments but I'm too lazy to read them all!
Thanks for the visit!
137th commenter??? ewoooo? where HAVE I BEEN? SIMPLY WHAT IS ALL THIS? LET ME GO AND READ.. ..oga o.. this had better be good..136 comments!!
HISS.. all these questions?? what will i win ehn??? what?? u bera make the prize good, or else, u will recive a letter like the one i wrote to Abu Karom..
oya let me answer:
what is your ideal man?
God- fearing; in words and in actions, good looking, humorous, kind, gentle and a very good lover in bed...
2) longerst relationship
4 yrs and still counting
3) monoga- WeTIN? hell no!
4)describe myself in 3 words?
1)CRAZY 2) SEXY 3)COOL...
wey my prize??
CHAI!!!!see mad comments oh!interesting...nibbles @ d ready sef...
I thank all the contestants for participating. The judges feel free to start the eliminations.
Ok then...
ehm, hope you guys are getting ready.
This one's gonna be a shocker...
First of all, let me eat my breakfast, then i'll publish my result.
Anyone seen Zai around??? tell her to get her butt in here..lol
Hey everyone, where you at?
I have finished my summations for both groups and will await further orders to publish.
Where da hell is Zaiprincess
Hey Ugo, I am glad you are here... I will go and look for Zai...
na wao, where's everybody today! ok...they're still in holiday.
I don't blame you peeps...lol In Cyprus, there's no official xtian hols. So you guys berra enjoy yours.
*scratches head and logs off*
lol..soweee people..pardon my tardiness...im back..
Good for you Zai, i was about hopping on da next flight to uk and spanking you...lol
My results are ready, when you're through with your summations, holla!
I'll be publishing in 10mins starting from now...
lol..i just read waffarian's response....one word...U GO GIRL!!!..lol..ok, thats 3 words..but u get my drift. So, i vote u in as well...
and the final contender.i pick temmytayo....i likey!...
So that makes,
Law Damsel,
Cherub,
Waffarian &
TemmyT.
Ugo, do u concur, or object?..
And Here Goes!!!
Bimbylads: What do you mean by 4 years and still counting (with regards to your longest relationship)...
***I can't believe you actually said you ain't the monogamous type. This alone makes you ineligible to contest. Well, i admire your honesty...kudos
***Crazy?, as in you can wake up one morning and decide to strangle the poor chap for God knows what. Hell no! we're not gonna give you that chance...lol
***Wey your prize??? YOU HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED!!!
SCORE: 1 out of 4
Waffarian:
***Ideal manYour definition of your ideal man is enormous. I mean its hard to find a man that can have and can do all those things. In as much as i admire your honesty (ur just expressing what you want), you didn't give room for imperfections or shortcomings on his part. Hmmm...am scared ooo!
***Longest relationship: 7 YEARS...omg...i mean, was it a divorce?. 7 years is one helluva time to date and break up. Again, am scared ooo!
***Good to know you're monogamous, at least thats a plus
***Nice one too except the incorrigible part. That means you may not take corrections or reprimand when it comes? eh
SCORE: 2 out of 4
JJ: you gave great answers to all questions and i am impressed.
Its only left to see if you really mean it.
SCORE: 4 out of 4
***TemmyT: Your definitions of your ideal man is ok with me. I looks feasible enough to me.
lol...you sure tried by dating a man for 5 years and quitting. One more year and i would have given you a NO on this.
Seriously, a str8-forward answer would have been ok.
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***Neo-soul: Nice to hear someone so emphatic about marrying a born-again hussie. Now, you confused me by that statement "He must be everything without being anything"
On and off for 5 years...phew (u try ooo)
Well, your other answers are good. What do you mean by real (clarifications would have been nice)
.................................
My winners from Group C and D are:
Group C: JJ
Group D: TemmyTayo
Over to you SG, as i see that Zai and I disagree on Group C results.
ok..this must be due to me missin my morning coffee..i had picked jj from the previous round...but due to all the confusion, i forgot she's still in the running...Ms. JJ, i apologize!!!....U r still in the running...my bad waffi...(i blame cherub for all this..lol)...
Thnx for being on point Ugo.
Now, lets continue...
:( so I didn't get a rose :( *sigh*
lol....i'll be back to see who the winner is.
So Zai, you have not concluded who you are picking?
Ok thanks people for still keeping me in the running. Ugo...i will prove it above and beyond if given the chance...Ms Zai, u're forgiven, i get like that without my morning Iced tea, hehe. Now will you please the rest of your comment to another post Ms. SG? Scrolling is hurting my delicate eye.
Ok JJ, no problem very soon. I want to know the end result. Waffy who do you have and Ugo I know who you have already?
SG,
do you have any more questions for the last 4 contenders...or can we round up and pick a winner based on what the four lovely women have said already???
I have more questions for the four finalists. I just need to know who you have selected...
I will create a new post with the contestant names and the questions I want to ask them...
ok S.G,
Its
Law Damsel
Cherub
JJ
TemmTayo
Ok, thank you so much Zai and Ugo.
I will formulate the new post and publish it by latest tomorrow.
Thanks again,
SG
Wait. No one told me what was happening. Where have I been?
Ide.
Wait? Wharrahell!!!!!!!!! I am out? chei! chei! chei! A whole me?Me, wey I for scratch im back for night, me wey i for cook banga soup, me wey my body dey kampe! Chei! Simply gorgeous, you mean to say you are actually allowing this Ugo guy to eliminate me on the basis of "fear"? That ain't right! wetin go make am fear me? Anyway, God dey, my dear bloggers, you are my witness, i have been eliminated because dem dey fear! okay. We go see. Make I go chop my okporokpo by myself.
I would like to thank Almighty God first for dis opportunity given, I cannot forget Simply G in this, she made me meet my man,.. To the unbiased,incorruptible Judges(ZaiPrincess n Ugo), thanx this means a lot ..Happy Easter u all
Wow!!!166 comments...
I should start hooking my single fashionable clients up with people and turn it into something....
I need to look for time to catch up!!
We no gree oh, we no go gree. We no go gree oh, we no go gree. Oya, my sister, Idemili, join in. We no go gree oh, we no gree.
I always have your head twirling in circles? Now I hope that's a good one! :D
lmao, does pepper give someone typhoid? Hmm, I never knew o! *scribbles dat down*
And u said most of it about sex-good-barter. It's not fair. Well, I'm this guy's confidant so he had to share that, which I had to share cos it touched moi.
Writing in red ink, hmm, for me, I just like just use it for writing, not just for emphasis' sake.
Waiting for summary post on winners for your little "audition".
Have a splendid week
oh.. i AM monogamous o.. NA ONLY CHINESE EYES... this judge na wa for u o.. hiss... abeg no beg me o.. i don vex..
we no go gree oh, we no go gree.we no go gree oh, we no go gree.I want other men in on this matter. Please get unnaked soul, Olawunmi, boorish male. I no gree.
we no go gree oh, we no go gree!
Zaiprincess, mba! you mean to say you come allow Ugo Daniels to have the final say in my matter! Mba! it will not happen!
we no go gree oh, we no go gree!
whoa im the 172nd person. ahn ahn....nice post though. maybe next time i'll be first! i have certainly missed. very amusing though
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